shoutout to my followers who hate 99% of the stuff i love and still follow me
(Source: starkingsansa)
That moment when you get to like the last two chapters of a fic/novel/reading material thing and you know things are about to get sad as shit and the author is about to kill the fuck out of everyone in the story.
…Yeah, I don’t like that feeling.

Tom Hiddleston just capslocked MID-SENTENCE and said “THIS” and linked something, your argument is invalid.
This. He used this.
#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE
To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.
HNNG.
I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.
a LITTLE turned on?
try A LOT turned on
NOT EVEN A BLACKOUT COULD TURN ME OFF
(Source: the-starkster)
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men